Why it’s going to be a white Christmas

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Simps, are you out there? Honestly I feel bad but excuse the clique because I openly judged a book by its cover. When I first discovered Belle Delphine on YouTube I thought that this was just a girl exposing her body for views. I thought they she was dumb and completely mental. I was very wrong, for the most part anyway.

For those who are uneducated Belle Delphine is an internet celebrity that does YouTube (Music) videos and runs a very successful Only Fans account. Only Fans is a pay for view website where you subscribe to content creators who may or may not share NSFW content. I first discovered Delphine on the news. Hearing that she was selling her own bath water to thousands of people on the internet. I thought this was disgusting and thought who the hell would buy used bath water. WTF guys you have let me down, why you so thirsty huh? Well people did pay for it. God damn it. I watched a few of her videos on YouTube which have since been taken down and discovered a weird new part of the internet. Her videos, well recently anyway have been music videos were she dancers in little clothing. I am not complaining btw. GG. The rest of her videos (before they were sadly removed) consisted of her playing with a dead octopus and talking about how you could become her. Again I labelled these videos crazy and stupid.

Recently, Belle has been on a few podcasts including other YouTube stars Cold Ones and JackMate. After listening to her speak and hear why she has done this things it completely changed my opinion on her almost immediately. Credit where credit is due and I don’t say this a lot, she is incredibly smart and has built up a solid business empire. ‘Belle Delphine’ which isn’t her real name has become a huge brand. She runs this brand off her own website where she sells drawings, bath water as mentioned earlier and gamer girl condoms lol. All sold out, a friend told me. Going back to her talking on podcasts, she is really smart and knows what her audience wants. Tiddies, booty all that shit. But mostly she speaks with a calm head and explains very smartly why she has done everything that has lead her to 2020. Her Only Fans may not have nude content, until last week but she gives people just enough. Surprisingly people pay for it even though porn is free. Seriously, guys PORN IS FREE. IT’S FUCKING FREE, GODDAMN WHY? I suppose the attraction there is seeing someone that you lust after and have been teased by for years releasing content that is as close as you are going to get to porn. People subscribe to her Only Fans which intern gives her a solid monthly wage, they also buy products off her website and they watch her YouTube videos. Only two videos sadly remain on her channel, one with 35million views which should give you some idea of what we are working with here. Her YouTube channel is simple titled ‘Belle Delphine’ and currently stands at 1.85million subscribers. Very impressive considering she doesn’t really use it. Again I have to go back to her explanations. She says that by doing strange stuff it gets people talking, even if it is negative it is still publicity. Very true Belle. She can also sell the maddest stuff online and people will pay for it. Her bath water sold out in seconds for fuck sake. She has a smart business head on her shoulders and fair play to her. It is very interesting watching her career.

So, onto the question then. Why is it going to be a white Christmas? Well, Belle is finally stepping up her game. On the 25th of December 2020 she is realising her first porn video onto her Only Fans account. I say first video because, judging from what she is saying, she will do more. This was confirmed last week on her Twitter account when she realised a video explaining what was going to happen and showing us a preview (her nipples, simmer down). Of course anyone who wants to see it will have to be subscribed to her Only Fans or wait till it gets leaked, you never know. Talking on JackMate’s podcast recently she said that it was happening 100%, it would be filmed at her house and with her partner, whom we don’t know. Oh you want a twist? You got it simps. She is selling the condom on her website that will be used in the video lmao. Now, I could sit back and say well no one will buy that but guess fucking what. Thousands of people will be queuing up to buy it. She says she will sell it at a fixed price but she should let it go to auction. I honestly think that she can get 100,000k for it no lie. My thought process it, if you are going to do something bad, do it right! Best of luck to her, imagine trying to explain this to your grandparents. How do you justify buying a used condom or even explaining who Belle Delphine is and what she does.

I don’t know what time the video will get released on Christmas day but I’m sure it will make 2020 end with a bang. Do I subscribe to her Only Fans? Am I a sweaty simp?

No I do not subscribe to her but I think I may have to for this. Unmissable content. Again why she is doing it people are interested and want to see. Smart girl. Am I a simp? Am I shite but I may have to simp for Belle Delphine….